I PRETENDED TO BE A FRESHER


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Walking in the first Rootes kitchen to find 4 hot guys; these freshers have it too easy.

What did I do? I pretended to be a fresher and partied in their kitchen. I lived only downstairs and had unusually extensive sexual experience. Plausible, right?

I also got to be the party animal I always dreamt of, while they got their most unique and exciting drinking games night. Either that, or I scarred them off girls for life.

Some of them were so nice, we actually bonded (or at least I did in a creepy way) and I kinda miss them <3 but I need to remain that mysterious perfect party fresher fantasy in their minds (/crazy alcoholic prostitute, depending on your life philosophy).

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